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April 1, 1999
In Wake of Kosovo, Albright Continues to Look Old, Depressed
By the Exaggerated Press
NEW YORK (EP) -- In the heat of the conflict in Kosovo, Secretary of State Madeline Albright continues to look old and depressed, television viewers say. "I just watch her and I feel such pity," says Bob Johnson from Jackson, MI, "she looks so hang dog, no wonder they can't achieve peace."
In an uplifting turn, however, Depends adult undergarments have named Albright spokesman for their new campaign presenting Depends as the "official adult diaper of Eastern European dissent." State Department officials called that "a cheap joke."
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