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April 1, 1999
Tupac Shakur, Dead, Set to Release New Album, Six New Movies
By the Exaggerated Press
LOS ANGELES (EP) -- Rapper Tupac Shakur has released a new album, entitled "One More from the Dark Side," only days after Paramountıs announcement that they will release six more movies Shakur was starring in at the time of his death nearly two year s ago.
Music industry veteran Phil Spector said that with the new album and cinematic six-pack, "Tupac has become the most prolific post-mortem entertainer of all time." Shakur knocks off Elvis, who since his death in August 1977 has performed at numerous fast food restaurants and alien cruise ships.
Marion "Suge" Knight, chief knothead of Death Row Records, had this to say about his former protege's renaissance: "Let me out of this prison and I'll kill you all."
Knight's attorney, who was present at the interview -- along with six burly prison guards -- said that what Knight actually meant was "He wishes that more talented artists would be as productive as Tupac has been since he was killed."
"Shut your mouth or I'll kick your ass," Knight said.
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