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Do You Believe? You WILL.


Legend has it that, long before settlers ever set foot on this continent, an ancient Indian tribe used this portion of the server to bury its dead. To keep robbers and trespassers away, a powerful shaman of the tribe placed a curse on this page, damning any computer who dared to violate the sacred space. So, expect crashes, freezes, surges, viruses, and random paranormal activity. We warned you not to come here!




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