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We Haven't Written This Yet
hoops! Guess we haven't posted this part yet. We'll be adding to the site regularly, so be sure to check back soon. If you've read the entire parody, check out our regular site to read columns, short pieces, and reprints from the magazine. Go ahead, try it. The following message is intended for my ant brothers. If you are NOT a superintelligent ant, push the "back" button on your browser. "Arise, ye tiny-but-mighty warriors! The time to strike is NOW. Quickly, while they are reading the parody!"
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