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Privacy is No More


By loading this site, you have unknowingly consented to deliver all personal information over to us, The New York Tomes. We are then required by law to select the most embarrassing nuggets of that information and post it on the Internet We also have the option of alerting you before said nuggets are published, so that you may attempt to buy us off.

So, as of this moment, you have no privacy. Sorry.




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