Quotes

My Favorites These Days

  • Podcasts are viral in a good sense. My podcast is the type of virus that you sign up for once and then you have it forever. It’s like herpes. And they want it to be Ebola. Ebola gets eradicated. Ebola doesn’t spread far. I’d rather be herpes. — Roman Mars, Allusionist Podcast #3 at 12:30
  • Money is like gas in the car—you need to pay attention or you’ll end up on the side of the road—but a successful business or a well-lived life is not a tour of gas stations. — Tim O’Reilly, WTF?: What’s the Future and Why It’s Up to Us (p. 352)
  • We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters. — Peter Thiel. This was originally from the Founders Fund Manifesto but was taken out. Thiel’s article The End of the Future does a good job of explaining this philosophy.
  • A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t tell jokes like that in 2018 anymore.” — My friend Joe Tieg
  • The Movie 2001 today: “Open the pod bay doors, Hal.” “I’m sorry, Dave. I didn’t understand the question.” “Open the pod bay doors, Hal.” “I have a list of eBay results about pod doors, Dave.” — The Economist on the current state of voice recognition technology
  • Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins — The Onion (Added 7/14/2020)
  • None of ya would change places with me! And I’m rich! That’s how good it is to be white! — Chris Rock (Added 7/21/2020)
  • So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s white progress. There’s been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. If you saw Tina Turner and Ike having a lovely breakfast over there, would you say their relationship’s improved? Some people would. But a smart person would go, “Oh, he stopped punching her in the face.” It’s not up to her. — Chris Rock in Vulture.com from November 2014 (Added 7/20)

Coronavirus Quotes

  • Today I worked from home, ran 10 miles, homeschooled my kids, cleaned the house, made a delicious dinner, and got my kids to bed early. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you lie. — Mommy Owl on Twitter (Added 4/13/2020)
  • Look, I fully support banning travel from Europe to prevent the spread of infectious disease. I just think it’s 528 years too late. — Rebecca Nagle, Cherokee Writer (3/12/2020)
  • We don’t like to watch the Price is Right. The beginning is great when they guess the prices, play the games and spin the wheel. But we don’t like the end where Andrew Cuomo talks about the Coronavirus. — My kids
  • We are no longer “Working from Home.” We are now “Sleeping at the Office.” — Heard at a Toastmasters meeting
  • Switching jobs these days is like playing musical chairs when the music stops — Jason Woleslagle
  • All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. — The opening line to Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy.

Some of My Previous Favorites

  • America is a weird country. It’s like I was a waitress somewhere, and now I’m in a movie—a futuristic astronaut cast in a new kind of Wild West picture. [At RISD] I get to make, like, a Space Western — John Maeda, former President of the Rhode Island School of Design (RISD) in Fast Company.
  • Listen, we’re all *possibly* Frank Sinatra’s son — Ronan Farrow’s Twitter Post after Mia Farrow hinted that Frank Sinatra might be Ronan’s father
  • When a girl sits down to do math, she might be more likely to say, “I’m not that good at this!” She actually is just as good (on average) as a boy at the math — it’s just that she’s even better at language arts — Make Your Daughter Practice Math. She’ll Thank You Later
  • I try so hard to teach my kids about self-control. And then I get really upset that Trader Joes doesn’t have organic strawberries in January. — Overheard at my kids’ school
  • I don’t have a wife or a daughter so I’m really having trouble comprehending how bad sexism is — Rachel Lacker, a very funny woman from the Yale Record humor magazine
  • A good team does a lot of friendly front-stabbing instead of backstabbing. Issues are resolved by knowing what they are — John Maeda on killing the elephant in the room
  • I’d much rather have a kid with nine fingers than a resourceless kid — Jeff Bezos on letting his kids use power tools
  • The thing that I worry about more is the media’s bias toward fairness. Nobody uses the word lie anymore. Suddenly, everything is “a difference of opinion.” If the entire House Republican caucus were to walk onto the floor one day and say “The Earth is flat,” the headline on the New York Times the next day would read “Democrats and Republicans Can’t Agree on Shape of Earth.” I don’t believe the truth always lies in the middle. I don’t believe there are two sides to every argument. I think the facts are the center. And watching the news abandon the facts in favor of “fairness” is what’s troubling to me. — Interview with Aaron Sorkin. It’s also said by Jeff Daniels (pretty much word for word) in The Newsroom.
  • “People waste a lot of time thinking about what the founding fathers would think of today’s issues. Think about if we were asked to have an opinion of what would happen 240 years in the future. We’d wake up and hear, ‘Can you believe that Madam President bin Laden is talking about giving next-gen synths the right to represent their moon pods in Underwater Congress?'” — David Cross, Making America Great Again (added 7/2020)