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Aaron Sorkin’s Hidden Holiday Gift

As we come to the end of the year, I always think about one of the most amazing holiday gifts. It was on TV, yet it’s rarely discussed. It was given by Aaron Sorkin, during an episode of his show Sports Night. This was his first television show, before The West Wing, before everyone knew who he was. Maybe that’s why he wanted to make sure the little guy got noticed — the people behind the scenes that never get to take a bow.

When most people think about Aaron Sorkin, they remember the big giant speeches. The ones where characters stand up and deliver full-throated civics lectures to the audience that feels like a Shakespearian monologue in prime time.

Like that moment in The West Wing pilot when we finally meet President Bartlet — played by Martin Sheen — at the very end of the episode. He walks into a room full of bickering pundits and advisors, turns to a conservative radio host, and says:

“You want to claim this country as the moral high ground? I’ve been to your churches. I’ve heard you preach. And I know a little something about the Constitution. I know about the separation of church and state. You can’t have it both ways.”

“My name is Josiah Bartlet, and I am the President.”The West Wing pilot

The West Wing pilot

Or that time on The Newsroom when Aaron Sorkin channeled his own empathic feelings through Jeff Daniels’s mouth. The following words appear on the show The Newsroom, almost verbatim in this interview with Sorkin in Vulture.

The thing that I worry about more is the media’s bias toward fairness. Nobody uses the word lie anymore. Suddenly, everything is “a difference of opinion.” If the entire House Republican caucus were to walk onto the floor one day and say “The Earth is flat,” the headline on the New York Times the next day would read “Democrats and Republicans Can’t Agree on Shape of Earth.” I don’t believe the truth always lies in the middle. I don’t believe there are two sides to every argument. I think the facts are the center. And watching the news abandon the facts in favor of “fairness” is what’s troubling to me.

The Newsroom, S1.E2: “News Night 2.0” and Vulture

But before Aaron Sorkin became Aaron Sorkin, there was Sports Night. In the show, Sorkin was still finding his TV legs, having been more of a movie writer and playwright. It still felt like Sorkin. Whip-smart young professionals rapidly switch between pining over office break ups to empathetic speeches on the history of racism.

But unlike Sorkin’s other shows, Sports Night is quieter. Smaller. It’s not about the President governing the country or a rogue news anchor trying to redeem journalism. It’s about a team of people putting out a nightly sports program. That’s it. No global stakes. No breaking news ticker. Just a lot of talk about hockey, tennis, and what goes on behind the scenes.

In format, it was a series of 30-minute Sorkin-scripted plays. It was burdened in its early episodes by an ill-fitting laugh track. It straddled the line between sitcom and drama before “dramedy” was a widely accepted TV genre. It’s much more The American President than A Few Good Men. Many of Sorkin’s most recognizable tropes — the overlapping dialogue, the moral debates, the sudden sincerity — started here.

Because Sports Night is smaller, it can take its time. The lines from Sports Night that stick with me are much more personal and stay with me longer. Like this one:

DAN: The distance is always 100 miles between first place and second place. You know, Jackie Robinson had a brother, and he ran the 200 meters. At the Olympics, he ran it faster than anyone had ever run it before, and he still came in second.

ABBY: I didn’t know Jackie Robinson had a brother.

DAN: That’s because it was the 1936 Olympics, and the guy who came in first was Jesse Owens.

Sports Night, “The Local Weather”

I’d forgotten where I’d learned this one but it stayed with me for decades.

But my favorite Sports Night moment is hidden, like an Easter Egg. It’s in Season 1, in an Episode called “Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee.” It starts when one of the Sports Night anchors is a guest on The View. One of the hosts compliments his tie. He says thank you. That’s it. But when he returns to the office, he’s approached by Monica — played by Janel Moloney (yes, Donna from The West Wing). Monica works in wardrobe. She tells him, gently but firmly, that he didn’t pick the tie. Maureen, her boss, did. And he could have said her name. That little bit of acknowledgment would have meant the world.

It’s a small confrontation, but a perfect one. Monica doesn’t raise her voice. She just explains what it feels like to do invisible work — and remain invisible.

And then, in the episode’s final scene, Sports Night does the most heartfelt fourth-wall break I’ve ever seen.

Casey and Dan sit at the anchor desk and begin reading names. Not just character names—real names of the backstage cast. The people who make the show possible. Wardrobe. Hair and makeup. Script coordinators. Editors. Camera operators. Lighting. Production assistants. They thank Monica. They thank Maureen. They thank Jerome, who runs Camera Two and just wants more hockey. Many of the people’s names are in the credits, but some are not.

They do it in character, but it’s not about the characters anymore. It’s a sincere acknowledgment. An in-story thank you. A love letter to the crew—delivered right there, in prime time.

It was a quiet thank you that meant so much to the crew. No curtain call. No grandstanding. Just gratitude. And it lands harder than any Sorkin monologue ever could.

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Welcome to Buc-ee’s: The Disney World of Gas Stations

Welcome to Buc-ee’s, the world’s most magical gas station—a place where travelers from every corner of this great country find comfort, refreshment, and a moment of cheer along their journey. Here, the spirit of the open road lives on—in the laughter of families, the sparkle of spotless tile, and the scent of freshly carved hot brisket and homemade fudge. It’s dedicated to wanderers and wayfarers who believe that even the briefest stop can be touched by joy.

We visited our first Buc-ee’s on our summer trip to Knoxville on I-81 to see my Abigai’s parents. We pulled into the Mount Crawford location, Virginia’s first Buc-ee’s. The first thing we noticed was its sheer size. This place is massive—120 gas pumps and 74,000 square feet of retail space, making it one of the largest convenience stores in the world. Despite over 600 parking spots, finding a space still took a minute. It was packed.

When we opened the door, we were hit with a low roar—the sound of hundreds of people crammed into the store. It felt like arriving at Magic Kingdom for rope drop, except this was 1 PM on an average Sunday. And the smell: sticky-sweet Texas BBQ sauce hanging in the air, promised something far better than typical gas station fare.

After hours in the car, we made a beeline for the bathrooms. Even with the crowds, there was no line. The bathrooms are enormous, with 50+ individual stalls. They’re legendary for their cleanliness, winning Cintas’s “America’s Best Public Restroom” award. As founder Arch “Beaver” Aplin said, “You can build it out of gold…but if you don’t clean it, at the end of the day, you end up with dirty gold.”

Then there’s the food. I like to call it rest stop gourmet. We grabbed soft, melt-in-your-mouth brisket sandwiches. We also picked up homemade fudge and a few bags of beef jerky (from two dozen varieties) from the jerky wall, plus Buc-ee’s signature snack: Beaver Nuggets, caramel-covered puffed corn.

But Buc-ee’s is so much more than the food and bathrooms. The brand is half the magic. Long before you see the store, Buc-ee’s billboards appear miles out—each one mixing dad humor with road-trip poetry: “Top Two Reasons to Stop at Buc-ee’s: #1 and #2” or “You Can Hold It… 262 Miles More!” By the time you pull off the highway, you already feel like part of the club.

Inside, that cartoon beaver grins from every shelf, turning ordinary merchandise into part of the experience. My teenage son bought a Buc-ee’s onesie to wear for Halloween—part joke, part personal brand building. That’s the power of Buc-ee’s: they’ve made a gas station mascot cool enough that a teenager will willingly wear it as a costume.

The Buc-ee’s Onesie

The souvenir shop rivals any tourist destination—like Cracker Barrel on steroids, selling Buc-ee’s branded and Texas-themed merchandise. We picked up tote bags and even a Buc-ee’s outdoor sofa. We wanted to continue the Buc-ee’s experience even after we went home.

But where did this magical place called Buc-ee’s come from? Founded in 1982 by Arch “Beaver” Aplin III (his nickname stemming from childhood and a quirky toothpaste-cartoon beaver mascot) and partner Don Wasek, Buc-ee’s began as a simple convenience store and gas station in Lake Jackson, Texas, with a goal of providing “clean, friendly, in-stock” service that would stand out. In 2003, it opened its first true “super-travel center” in Luling, Texas. By 2012, it had erected a 68,000-square-foot store in New Braunfels, widely deemed “the world’s largest convenience store” at the time.

After dominating Texas for decades, Buc-ee’s began expanding beyond its home state around 2018–19, starting with Alabama, then Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee.

Even with all of this brand equity, Buc-ee’s doesn’t have its own online store. That doesn’t mean you can’t buy Buc-ee’s merch online, though. In true Texas-sized entrepreneurial fashion, one fan, Chris Koerner, saw the gap and filled it. When he realized there was no way to order Beaver Nuggets or a Buc-ee’s hoodie from home, he loaded six shopping carts with every Buc-ee’s branded product he could find—650 items in all—and built an unofficial resale site called Texas Snax. Today, his company ships everything from jerky to plush beavers across the country, doing hundreds of thousands of dollars in sales each month. Buc-ee’s, for its part, doesn’t object—as long as he makes it clear that he’s independent from the company.

What Buc-ee’s understands—and what so many businesses miss—is that people don’t just want a transaction. They want an experience, even in the most unlikely places. Especially in unlikely places. In the middle of a long highway stretch, when you’re tired and restless, Buc-ee’s transforms a mundane pit stop into something worth talking about, worth remembering, worth taking home. That’s not just good business. That’s magic.

Note: The New York Times wrote a nice piece on Buc-ee’s earlier in the summer Buc-ee’s, a Pit Stop to Refuel Cars, Stomachs and Souls, Spreads Beyond Texas.

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Neal.fun and Password Games

Rules for good passwords seem less like security measures and more like a practical joke. Your password must have at least one uppercase letter, one lowercase letter, one number, and one special character. It must not contain dictionary words, but it must also be memorable. It must be changed every 90 days, but it must not be similar to your last five passwords. It should be impossible for anyone to guess, except for you, who must recall it effortlessly at a moment’s notice.1

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Neal.fun: The Internet’s Creative Playground

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Stimulation Clicker from Neal.fun

“Do you know about Neal.fun?” I asked.

“Yeah,” says Ari, my seventh grader. “We used to play this in the library last year and told the teacher it was an educational game.”

For those who haven’t fallen down the rabbit hole yet, Neal.fun is a website full of interactive experiments—part game, part thought exercise, part total weirdness. It’s an odd mix of Ari and me, of young and old. It was created by Neal Agarwal, a 26-year-old Virginia Tech graduate who has built something that looks a lot like the internet I knew in the late ’90s.

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On The Big Bang Theory, The Nerds Aren’t Who You Think They Are


For many nerds like me, The Big Bang Theory felt like more than just a TV show — it felt like validation. Unlike countless other sitcoms where nerdy characters were relegated to sidekicks or punchlines, this series placed them firmly at the center. It celebrated the quirks and passions that define nerd culture: an unabashed love of sci-fi, comic books, and video games, alongside the social awkwardness and intellectual curiosity that often accompany them. This wasn’t a world where debates about Star Wars continuity or the ethics of time travel were niche obsessions — here, they became full-fledged storylines.

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How Elon Musk Paid Off My Friend’s Mortgage

On November 14, 2024, The Onion announced a move that felt straight out of its own pages: it acquired Infowars, during a bankruptcy auction. This surprising twist came after Infowars’ downfall following defamation lawsuits won by families of the Sandy Hook victims. The Onion plans to relaunch Infowars in January 2025 as a parody site—a poetic, and perhaps ironic, reclamation of a space once dominated by misinformation.

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ChatGPT Memes That Show AI’s Quirky Side

I found some funny ChatGPT memes on Bored Panda that I wanted to share. All of the text and commentary are generated by ChatGPT based on the uploaded images. It’s pretty amazing that it can read and interpret the images as well as provide sensible commentary. The only prompt I gave was “I want to write a blog post about these images.”

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Nontransitive Dice

I’d always thought of dice as being fair. Like flipping a coin, I’d assumed that a throw of the dice was random. Then I learned about nontransitive dice and it blew my mind.

Nontransistive dice are a set of dice that don’t behave in the normal way. Even though each die has an expected value of 3, some dice are better than others in 1:1 matchups. Just to make things even stranger, there’s no set of best dice, just like in the way that the game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors” has no best move.

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As You Wish — Watching the Princess Bride With Kids

I keep trying to find great movies to watch with my 8 and 5-year-old sons that are fun for all of us. The Princess Bride is one of the best. It’s a great movie for adults and it even has Peter Falk as the narrator grandfather to keep the kids engaged.

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These are a Few of My Favorite Words

To start with I found an amazing etymological podcast called The Allusionist by Helen Zaltzman. She has some great episodes on cursing [NSFW], Mountweazels (fictional words used in dictionaries for copyright purposes), portmanteaus (combination words like “brunch”) and eponyms (words named after people). She also had a great TED talk on how the letter i got a dot on top of it.